Trump Busted! AGAIN! Calls Women ‘Bodies With Vaginas’ In Insane Email Exchange!

BREAKING, 7:30PM ET: It’s being reported that President Trump has been caught in an email exchange referring to women as “bodies with vaginas.”

The terribly sexist language is consistent with what critics have dubbed a “War On Women” led largely by Republican men.

We’ll update this story as more information comes in.

UPDATE, 7:34PM ET: We have a correction to the above story. President Trump did not refer to women as “bodies with vaginas.” It was actually the once-trusted medical propaganda rag, The Lancet. The publication has since apologized.

UPDATE, 7:37PM ET: We have made the editorial decision not to correct the headline of this piece because we feel it ignites an important and overdue conversation in America about how terrible former-and-future President Trump is.

UPDATE, 7:38PM ET: It has been brought to our attention that an earlier version of this story referred to bodies with vaginas as “women.” We regret the error and have terminated the probably-unvaccinated domestic terrorist who was responsible for the violent macroaggression.

AUTHOR’S NOTE: It’s satire. But just barely. They lie that hard, things move that quickly, and of course it’s 100% true that The Lancet referred to women as “bodies with vaginas.”

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