First of all, rockets don’t have origins, you racist. Nothing does. Except evil. (And for what it’s worth, evil started in the United States by its so-called “founders.” This, too, is science. Look it up.)
Second of all, there’s a decent chance and I’m not saying definitely but definitely likely that the ROCKET-21 wasn’t manufactured in a lab but in fact created under the normal, natural and sometimes unfortunate circumstances of space.
Think about it. Think about the science. Think about what we’ve learned over the years with respect to rockets, space and life. We have decades of evidence to draw from on this subject. But for the slow-witted I’ll go ahead and spell it out, using science.
What are the odds of the Chinese Communist Party making a mistake at all, let alone one that might negatively impact the rest of the world?
It can’t be done.
It won’t be done.
It hasn’t been done.
And anyone who says otherwise is a racist and a science-denier.
Give it a few days and virtually all U.S. scientific and media communities will be telling you the same thing and backing it up with lots of studies and strongly-worded letters about Trump supporters, probably.
Author’s Note: On a more serious note, you should read this superbly smart and fair piece about COVID-19’s likely lab-oriented origin. Also, I don’t have to label this piece satire legally because I threw a few “probably”s in where they mattered most, and I don’t have to label it satire morally because the scientific and media communities mentioned have a now-solid track record of propagandizing that hard on behalf of the Chinese Communist Party.
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