Creepy porn lawyer and notorious political ambulance chaser, Michael Avenatti, has yet again promised a bombshell but delivered a dud.

On Wednesday, after several days of corralling the eagerly anti-Trump mainstream media, creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti introduced the world to his latest creepy client: Julie Swetnick.

If you’re not paying close attention, you’d be forgiven for believing that Swetnick claims Brett Kavanaugh and a group of his friends gangraped her. Because that’s the smear Avenatti wants to push, and that’s the smear the media wants you to believe.

In reality, even CNN Legal Analyst Paul Callan admits that there isn’t a shred of legal substance to the claims made by the creepy porn lawyer and his latest creepy client.

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So it’s all 100% hearsay. No actual allegations.

The woman doesn’t even allege that she saw Kavanaugh engaged in any kind of sexual congress with someone else, let alone that Kavanaugh himself ever did anything to her.

Meanwhile, the AP’s Dan Balz (who — like A.B. Stoddard — pretends to be intellectually honest when he’s on Fox News, but then goes full on Resistance while on CNN or MSNBC), John King, and the rest of the swamp parasites on CNN’s panel — who all know their careers will be over as soon as Trump finishes draining the swamp they rely on — they’re all sitting around strategizing on behalf of the Resistance. And they’re pretending to be certain that because yet another unhinged liberal lunatic has come forward, it must mean Kavanaugh is a sexual predator or at the very least has very unclean hands.

It’s a disgusting smear and, yet again, while I would at times feel bad for these pathetic and useless swamp parasites who have been getting brutalized by President Trump since he first launched his campaign in 2015 — I no longer feel bad for them. In fact I actually enjoy watching them get crushed. The days in between the figurative death blows can be long and inspire a lot of ferocity in Trump supporters like yours truly, but inevitably — we keep winning and they keep losing. And in these long days leading up to Brett Kavanaugh’s imminent confirmation the United States Supreme Court, that’s worth remembering.

On the days when it really matters — passing tax cuts, gutting Obamacare, pulling from the Paris Climate Accord, nuking the Iran Deal, bringing peace to the Korean peninsula, ensuring an economic miracle for our economy despite Obama’s best efforts to keep people poor and jobless, decimating ISIS, enforcing our immigration laws, no longer being a pathetic doormat for the rest of the world, renegotiating bad trade deals, and of course draining the swamp and exposing the media for the parasites and pro-Democrat propagandists that they are — on those days, when it matters most, all we’ve done is win.

They can have the lazy and hazy days in between. Just like Kavanaugh’s accusers, that’s what they’re all about anyway: They just love the drama.

We, on the other hand, love to win.

Sounds like everyone is getting plenty of what they want.

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