CNN on Tuesday night released a tape purporting to reveal Donald Trump and his former lawyer, Michael Cohen, discussing a legal strategy to quell the public airing of alleged indiscretions.

Here it is…

Rather than write 500-1500 words about the absence of substantive interest the recording will ultimately leave in its wake, let’s check in with Charles De Mar for some timely analysis…

Be sure to check back in case this nothing-burger somehow miraculously transforms into a something-burger.

(Spoiler: It won’t.)

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